The Dick Van Dyke No Show – Part 2

There’s a great episode of Family guy called PTV, basically Peter sets up his own television station after the FCC censor all sorts of things after someone has a wardrobe malfunction at the Emmy awards, Peter is aghast at the censorship, which includes Dick Van Dyke having Dick and Dyke blanked out. So where Family Guy treads, it seems Linden Lab follow.

The above may sound familiar to older readers, it’s from this post of mine from March 2011. Eventually the issue was fixed, however it’s back, well partially back, if you type Dick Van Dyke on the Second Life forums, you now get Dick Van **bleep**. Now you might feel that only having part of Dick Van Dyke shows there’s a small chink in armour of the Second Life forum word filter, alas a small chink in the armour would actually be a small **bleep** in the armour, as Perrie Juran discovered when he typed the following:

Going back to Andrew’s explanation, what it amounts to was that there was a tiny chink in the Viewer that has now opened up into a big gaping hole. The Server is doing it’s job correctly, the Viewer is asleep at the wheel.

An innocuous looking statement discussing the issue of prims not appearing in the viewer. However what now appears on the forum is:

Going back to Andrew’s explanation, what it amounts to was that there was a tiny **bleep** (eta: I don’t believe that c.h.i.n.k. got bleeped!) in the Viewer that has now opened up into a big gaping hole. The Server is doing it’s job correctly, the Viewer is asleep at the wheel.

We’re back knee deep in the silliness of word filters and the silliness exemplified in the Family Guy episode. The worst thing about word filters like this is that they highlight the negative context some words can be used in, whereas if they left them alone, nobody would bat an eyelid.

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Tyche Shepherd’s Private Estate Survey For April 2013

Tyche “Statto” Shepherd has some really interesting reports going around right now and I think I’m going to have to poke her about using some of them, but the results of her private estate survey for April are in. As usual I won’t report all the findings, you can find them in the link. There isn’t anything eye catching in terms of changes in land holdings this month, the grid has shrunk and at a faster rate than in March but one interesting point to note is the change in class of Servers, there has been a leap, a rather significant one, in class 8 hardware.

Now remember this is a survey, not a census, so there are margins of error.

The key points I will highlight for this survey are:

  • Private Regions down 158 regions (0.8% since last month)
  • Total private regions now stand at 20,324
  • Estimated monthly tier income – US$4,091,000 +/- US$51,000 (Down around $45,000 or 1.1% on last month).
  • Top 20 landowners own 38.3% of private regions (Up 0.8% on last month).
  • Top 20 landowners pay 30.7% of private region tier (Up 0.4% on last month).

Nothing earth shattering in these figures, although the decline in private regions was higher during April at 0.8%, when compare to March where it was 0.3%.

Whereas the top 20 landowners holdings are up slightly, the Top 10 are down slightly, very slightly at 0.1%.

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From Tier To Eternity

Protest Gnomes

You will hear it being whispered in darkened corners of Second Life. Shadowy figures are abroad, they may even be coming to a mainland sim near you and with them they carry no tier contributions, but they will be in the possession of mainland parcels.

There’s something amiss and according to the whispered reports, there has long been something amiss. These shadowy figures are allegedly taking advantage of a rumoured exploit and getting for free, something that others pay through the nose for. I should be outraged, for some reason, and I’m not quite sure why, I’m not.

One reason perhaps is that some people will inadverently be taking advantage of this loophole. I’ll give an example, I’m frustrated that Linden Lab have made no moves to address the tier issue, tier remains too damn high. I have taken steps to downgrade my land holdings. During the course of this I started to unload some mainland parcels, then I decided to check my group contributions in case I had tier donations above and beyond what was needed. I found that I didn’t have enough tier donations in one particular land group, I found myself 2 metres under. Now 2 metres is neither here nor there and it may have only happened as I unloaded parcels owned by that land group due to losing land in tier bonus, or I may have long been 2 metres under and not realised it. I had more than 2 metres of tier available, so it was easy to put that right.

Another reason I’m not outraged is that even if Linden Lab send round the tax collectors and plug this hole, they won’t shift a damn inch on their tier pricing. The shadowy figures aren’t likely to pay for their tier, they are more likely to abandon, so the net result would be nil.

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Are The Foreign Language Forums As Vicious As The English Speaking Forums?

I will shortly be embarking on a much needed holiday to Majorca, to prepare myself for this I decided to delve into the Spanish Forums to polish up my reading skills. I don’t need to do this, the part of Majorca I’m going to speaks fluent English, indeed during my holiday I will pop along to a place called Paguera, which is largely full of German tourists but where I know from previous experience, despite not knowing German at all, the bar staff will be able to speak English too.

When I read the Spanish forums, a cursory glance suggests they are helpful, indeed I see references in some posts to English speaking blogs, such as Del Blog De Strawberry Singh. Now if someone pointed me to a Spanish speaking blog, my limited Spanish would leave me lost.

However what I really wonder is, are these foreign language forums as vicious as the English speaking forums? I see posts in the English speaking forums that make me wince, someone posts for help and they receive abuse. I’m no angel when it comes to forums, indeed some of my past history of forum responses in the old days makes me cringe, but I do wonder if the foreign language forums have their trolls, trouble makers and unhelpful folk or whether they are more supportive.

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Outside Companies Should Create Their Own Second Life Faires

Fantasy Faire is over for this year, but what this year’s event has left me wondering is why aren’t there more faires and why aren’t there more faires with outsiders involved? Now by outsiders I’m talking about people who don’t see Second Life as being their natural place, such as people who don’t really use Second Life but could use it for promotional purposes.

Now let’s just pause for a moment here, Linden Lab have brought advertising to their website and a lot of this advertising is from people who don’t see Second Life as their natural place, there are adverts from all sorts of different companies there. Why not harness that advertising potential and point advertisers in the direction of the Fantasy Faire website and say, hey, here’s what you can do in Second Life to make feature rich advertising.

Now there are a few reasons why this sort of thing generally doesn’t happen. The first is that Second Life is a rather small subset of potential consumers for any organisation to be concerned with, I mean there are plenty of us here but there are not eye popping amounts. Another reason is that Second Life users get a bit uppity at times about outsiders advertising on Second Life properties, some of the feedback about the website adverts demonstrates that. Another reason is that advertisers don’t want to be associated with dodgy content.

Some of these factors can be overcome, but let’s just imagine what could be done with a Fantasy Faire for fantasy authors and MMO companies. This could bring new users to Second Life, a short faire on this scale would mean people weren’t tied to tier in Second Life to display their wares, but they could get some damn good promotional material out of a short term event. The game companies should have no problem making avatars for Second Life, whereas the authors could work with, Linden Lab or even, shock horror, Second Life residents to help them build displays to promote their books.

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