{"id":5904,"date":"2017-04-21T19:54:47","date_gmt":"2017-04-21T18:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sl.governormarley.com\/?p=5904"},"modified":"2017-04-21T19:54:47","modified_gmt":"2017-04-21T18:54:47","slug":"never-trust-an-elf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sl.governormarley.com\/?p=5904","title":{"rendered":"Never Trust an Elf"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/a><\/p>\n

I had arrived at Fantasy Faire in very good spirits and promptly made my way to The FaireChylde to celebrate the opening of the faire. A DJ merrily played some tunes, not good old bawdy tavern tunes, but decent foot tapping tunes.<\/p>\n

One of the reasons for going somewhere that played music was because I knew that it would diminish the sound of any bloody awful singing from Elves, there are always Elves, strange ears and a distinct lack of beards I should add.<\/p>\n

\"Keeping<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Unsurprisingly Elves appeared aboard The FaireChylde, they even danced rather well, although I kept a beady eye on them in case they tried any of their magical tricks.<\/p>\n

I felt secure aboard The FaireChylde, after all there were plenty of humans, wizards and all sorts of wonderful races there, I knew they wouldn’t allow Elves to do me any harm, indeed the Elves even started talking to me, asking me where I was staying for the duration of the faire. I informed them that I had not yet found a suitable tavern and then they told me they knew a great place with plenty of lodging, they pointed me in the direction of a place called San Mora<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I should have known better, but the faire has a way of seducing you and putting you in a happy mood. I followed the advice from The Elves and found myself here :<\/p>\n

\"Destruction\"<\/a><\/p>\n

My first reaction was “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”<\/p>\n

My second reaction was “Bloody Elves!!!!!”<\/p>\n

I soon discovered that I was in an area that had been quarantined following a deadly contagion. Strange buildings, strange vehicles and people, I assume humans, wearing strange outfits and masks.<\/p>\n

A sign advised me to go to the docks. I haven’t yet found the docks, I’m not even sure how I get out of this place, there’s a distinct lack of mead, taverns, beards, but on the plus side, I haven’t encountered any Elves yet.<\/p>\n

\"Evacuation<\/a><\/p>\n

Never trust an Elf. You’ve been warned. Now, where are these docks?<\/p>\n

Visit\u00a0https:\/\/fantasyfairesl.wordpress.com\/<\/a> to read about all the Fantasy Faire happenings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had arrived at Fantasy Faire in very good spirits and promptly made my way to The FaireChylde to celebrate the opening of the faire. A DJ merrily played some tunes, not good old bawdy tavern tunes, but decent foot tapping tunes. One of the reasons for going somewhere that played music was because I … <\/p>\n

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