{"id":2421,"date":"2012-12-07T22:32:38","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T22:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sl.governormarley.com\/?p=2421"},"modified":"2012-12-07T22:34:19","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T22:34:19","slug":"dwarfins-dwarves-on-the-lash-at-xmas-expo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sl.governormarley.com\/?p=2421","title":{"rendered":"Dwarfins Dwarves On The Lash At Xmas Expo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always dangerous to leave my home sim without the aid of my trusty chief Elf and so it proved tonight. I ran into some Dwarves, oh they start out looking innocent and charming:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Innocent Looking Dwarves by Ciaran Laval, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23556228@N08\/8253668128\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8359\/8253668128_f6d64c9d6e.jpg?resize=500%2C316\" alt=\"Innocent Looking Dwarves\" width=\"500\" height=\"316\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean they look kindly enough, homely, with treats and some storytelling going on that wouldn&#8217;t be out of place at Seanchai, however, don&#8217;t let that lull you into a false sense of confidence, you&#8217;ll soon find the buggers drinking mead and getting bawdy!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Dwarves on the lash! by Ciaran Laval, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23556228@N08\/8253452738\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8340\/8253452738_ccce8233af.jpg?resize=500%2C298\" alt=\"Dwarves on the lash!\" width=\"500\" height=\"298\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>At this point, one has to ponder whether they should run for their lives, I mean I may be the seeker of truth and justice and an evil Drow Wizard, but a table full of drunken dwarves is always a challenge, however I turn a different corner and find:<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Dwarf With A Sword by Ciaran Laval, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23556228@N08\/8253668038\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8061\/8253668038_7621c0059b.jpg?resize=404%2C500\" alt=\"Dwarf With A Sword\" width=\"404\" height=\"500\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At this point I figure it might be a good time to back away, very slowly, but back away all the same and take a look at this strange cave I&#8217;ve found myself in.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Dwarfins by Ciaran Laval, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23556228@N08\/8252382395\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8480\/8252382395_c5b664a3b0.jpg?resize=500%2C298\" alt=\"Dwarfins\" width=\"500\" height=\"298\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have to ask my minions to investigate this place, according to the signs, some new arrivals in the form of Dwarves may be there tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p>SLURL: <a title=\"SLURL To Scary Dwarves\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.secondlife.com\/secondlife\/Xmas%20Expo%202\/112\/165\/22\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/maps.secondlife.com\/secondlife\/Xmas%20Expo%202\/112\/165\/22<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"twitter-share-button\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" data-url=\"http:\/\/sl.governormarley.com\/?p=2421\" data-via=\"Ciaran_Laval\">Tweet<\/a><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always dangerous to leave my home sim without the aid of my trusty chief Elf and so it proved tonight. 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