So I decided to sell a sim and a homestead as part of my tiering down exercise. This went better than expected, for a start I hadn’t been paying attention and didn’t realise Homesteads sold on the second hand market considering Linden Lab’s USD$100 transfer fee put a big dent in the resale value, I didn’t think that would sell, but I noticed some past group notices and tried my luck and yes there is a market for second hand Homesteads.
However, Linden Lab are extremely efficient when it comes to sim transfers these days it seems, well efficient to the extent that they ruined all my plans by being so damn efficient! Things started well, three minutes after I went to the pub someone asked me if I was selling a sim, unfortunately this meant I was in the pub and didn’t see the message and by the time I got back to them, they’d bought a sim. However a new opportunity was spotted and someone came to look at my sim:
Mystery Avatar: How much? Quick! It’s for the wife.
Me : Twenty shekels.
Mystery Avatar Wife: Wait, transfer time, minus delay, minus Linden Lab having lunch, we’ll give you fifteen shekels.
Me: Done!
Mystery Avatar: What? What are you doing, We’re supposed to haggle.
Me: No no, it’s ok I’ve got to…
Mystery Avatar: What do you mean, ‘no’?
Me: I haven’t time — I’ve got to sell a Homestead.
Mystery Avatar Calls Wife.
Mystery Avatar Wife: What is it?
Mystery Avatar: This bloke won’t haggle!
Me: Ok ok, seventeen Shekels.
Mystery Avatar Wife: Are you telling me it’s not worth twenty shekels? You asked for twenty shekels!
Me: But you said no!
Mystery Avatar: Of course we said no, we’re haggling, you’re supposed to haggle! Tut tut. Now try again, we’ll give you fifteen.
Me: …….Fifteen? Did I hear you right? Fifteen?? This cost me an arm and a leg — do you want to ruin me?
Mystery Avatar Wife: That’s better!
Me: Nineteen and I’m giving it away.
Mystery Avatar Wife: Eighteen.
Me: Seventeen.
Mystery Avatar Wife: Sold.
Me: …….. Hold on, damn they’ve gone!
So we exchanged ticket numbers and went about our business and the bloody thing transferred in twenty six hours, that’s right, twenty six hours, not five to ten days!